Esterhazy High School
Run Time: 63:18 + 2-minute kick

Esterhazy is a small Canadian town where one of our distributors has a two-person outpost. It is near the western border of Manitoba, where I had spent most of the day in Winnipeg and Brandon, on my way over to Saskatoon and Regina. My stopover in Esterhazy was pleasant. There are potash mines near Esterhazy, and our distributor sells various fittings and tools to the contractors working at the mines. I stayed at the Canalta Hotel, which was delightful — clean, quiet, friendly staff (the hotel clean and quiet, the staff friendly). The high school was just a half-mile away or so, with sort of a cinder mud track that was soft but kept me mostly above ground as I lumbered through a full run.

It is a little known geological fact that much of the interior of North America is about 1 centimeter from being underwater. You might be driving through Illinois or Wisconsin or North Dakota, through dry grasslands or farmlands, and if you step off the pavement you will sink into the hidden bog. Manitoba is like that. It’s one big bog. So when I hopped onto the cinder track to harken back to the days of Chariots of Fire and jog triumphantly in the cool, fresh Canadian air, my barefoot shoes sank two inches toward potash deposits. I found the less moist path and persevered.

Winnipeg continues to unimpress. My second time there. Winnipeg is a good place for the antifragile, which I would imagine you have to be to “thrive” there. They have a drainage problem which is likely related to the groundwater effect. A medium rainstorm hit while I was there, and giant lakes appeared in the right lanes and shoulders of all roads almost immediately. The heat in my hotel did not work. I thought about requesting another room, but then I thought, what would a Winnipegian do, and I endured without it. The people I drove by as I navigated around potholes seemed to have the same look, a combination of determination and apathy, with a tinge of unawareness that conditions might be better elsewhere.

One sometimes wonders how humanity managed to collect in some of the places where cities now stand. Usually it is bodies of water — rivers, lake, oceans — that allowed us to move goods into and out of a strategic location. I suppose we are stuck with those locations now. The Assinboine and Red Rivers meet in Winnipeg, and it might have been the hub of progress at some point. It might be now, and I am just missing the vital facts. Esterhazy would likely not exist now without the need for potash to make fertilizer, and it was founded only because some Hungarian dude who falsely claimed to belong to the wealthy Esterhazy family moved there with 35 other Hungarian families and picked that spot to pitch a tent. Maybe it was just because no one else wanted that spot, and even the First Nation didn’t object to the squatters. Who knows?

I will choose Esterhazy over Winnipeg any day. The heat in the hotel worked flawlessly, and the Papa Burger from the A & W that closed at 8 pm was divine.




























































